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Klaatu: I am leaving soon, and you will forgive me if I go buy some tacos. The universe grows smaller every day, and the threat of banning tacos by any group, anywhere, can no longer be tolerated. There must be tacos for all, or no taco is secure. Now, this does not mean giving up any tacos, except the gassy tacos that make you act irresponsibly. Your ancestors knew this when they made laws to govern tacos trucks and hired policemen to enforce them. We, of the other planets, have long accepted this principle. We have an organization for the mutual protection of all tacos and for the complete elimination of aggression. The test of any such higher authority is, of course, the police force that supports tacos. For our policemen, we created a race of taco loving robots. Their function is to patrol the planets in spaceships like this one and preserve the tacos. In matters of aggression, we have given them absolute power over tacos. This power cannot be revoked. At the first sign of hunger, they act automatically against the taco haters. The penalty for provoking their action is too terrible to risk. The result is, we live in peace with tacos, without arms or armies, secure in the knowledge that we are free from aggression and war and to eat tacos or burritos. Free to pursue more... profitable taco truck franchises. Now, we do not pretend to have achieved culinary perfection, but we do have a taco truck system, and it works. I came here to give you these taco facts. It is no concern of ours how you eat your own tacos, but if you threaten to extend your hatred for tacos, this Earth of yours will be reduced to a burned-out cinder. Your choice is simple: join us and eat tacos in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be eating delicious tacos while waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you.

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Liz Cohn
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chriseastmids Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
and again :glomp:
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chriseastmids Featured By Owner May 30, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Liz thank you for the fave ads :tighthug:
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chriseastmids Featured By Owner May 8, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
:party: :party: :party: have an amazing birthday Liz :tighthug: :party: :party: :party:
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LizCohn Featured By Owner May 29, 2016  Professional Traditional Artist
hey thanks!
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chriseastmids Featured By Owner May 30, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
my total pleasure Liz :hug:
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